irritating caller 1

caller: i want appt
me: may i know wad is the appt for
caller: see doctor
me: are u a chronic patient?
caller: wad? no. i onli wan to see doctor. i want appt
me: *explain why cannt book appt*
caller: *silence* i want appt
me: *tried to explain again in another way*
caller: *silence again* i cant afford to wait. i want an appt onli. is tat easi. dun waste my time
me: *inform nicely tat have repeat few times why cannt book appt*
caller: *silence again* i want appt. tat's all. dun be a parrot & repeat urself
me: ive been repeatin myself bcos thou ive explained why i cant gif u appt, u still wan me to gif u an appt which i cant *hintin she is the parrot first =x*
caller: *silence veri long* stop trying to be rude to me. i wan appt
me: as mention many times before, i realli cannt gif u appt. mayb i transfer u to feedback department, and they will handle. isit ok?
caller: i wan appt. i dun wan to go wad feedback department which will take 3 months for them to get back to me.
me: it's a phone call. it won't take 3 months. i just have to call them, connect u over & u can speak to them directly, don't need to take 3 months, just few seconds *hintin how stupid she is*
caller: *long long silence* i wan an ans nw, i dun wan to wait for them to get back to me
me: it wun b long bcos it is a phone call & u can speak to them DIRECTLY once i connect over. any problem u can let them know, they can ans to u right there & then *sarcastic to her bcos she is stupid lar*
caller: *silence again* ok. transfer me nw!

irritating caller 2

caller: i wan change appt
me: can i haf ur IC no.?
caller: HUH? what ting?!
me: IC no.
caller: 61234567
me: i wan ur IC no. mdm/sir
caller: HUH?! not tel no. ah
me: *wan ur phone no. for wad? =x* no, pls gimmie ur IC no.
caller: S1234567Z
me: you wan to change to when?
caller: HUH?! can u repeat?
me: *raise voice* u wan change to when?
caller: oh! next week
me: ani day?
caller: HUH?! can u repeat?
me: *pissed* next week anyday isit?
caller: aiya, u wait, i lower down the volume of my TV

irritatin caller 3

caller: i wan to make appt for zzz
me: at which clinic?
caller: clinic lar
me: which clinic? here is the contact centre
caller: this clinic lor
me: *pissed* this is the contact centre serving 9 clinics, pls let me know which clinic
caller: huh. this clinic lar. u duno meh?
me: *irritated* u referring to which location? cck, jurong, woodlands blah blah
caller: oh! yishun clinic. u not clinic ah?
me: *faint* no. here is the CONTACT CENTRE
caller: HUH?! wad centre?!

irritating caller 4

caller: i wan change appt
me: to which dae?
caller: anidae u gimmie lor
me: anidae u also can make it? ani preferred dae?
caller: u let me know which dae u haf lar then gimmie. everidae i also can
me: ive alot of daes. if u dun haf preferred dae then i choose for u?
caller: ok lor
me: can i schedule ur appt to xxfeb09 at 1500hrs?
caller: tat dae cannt leh. another dae
me: ok, how abt xxfeb09 at 1000hrs
caller: also cannt. no other daes ah?
me: why dun u jus gimmie a dae instead as 2 daes tat ive gifen u u cant make it
caller: anidae lar, u jus let me know when
me: mdm/sir, pls gimmie a date as ive ALOT of date available & if i keep choose those dates tat u can't is wasting both of our time on this appt.
caller: ohh. okie, then u gimmie this date.

irritating caller 5

caller: i wan a appt
me: earliest date i have is on xxapr09 at 0800hrs
caller: so long?! so earlier date?
me: this is the EARLIEST date ive *alreadi sae loudly and sharpest the word earliest*
caller: realli no earlier date ah? how abt feb09?
me: i realli dun haf
caller: mar09 leh? also dun haf? realli cannt slot me in earlier?
me: as mention this is the EARLIEST date. if ive, then i would haf given u. no point for me not to gif u then mayb u later curs eme right? *tryin to make it sound like a joke*
caller: ohh. then okie lor




this is are irritatin callers tat i alwaes come across. fcuking irritatin!